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| SilversSanctuary | YOU MIGHT BE A FERRET FANATIC IF... | 0 | Feb 23 2009, 10:07 AM EST by SilversSanctuary | ||
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* ...You go to the store and buy PineFresh litter, and forget to buy toilet paper.
* ...You have more pictures framed of your ferrets than you do of your children. * ...You really think your ferrets are your children. * ...You shuffle everywhere instead of walking for fear of stepping on a ferret - (this looks odd in public places). * ...You begin to think "Eau de Hob" smells as good as Joy. * ...You're really ticked off because there's no shopping channel for ferrets. * ...You won't go on vacation because you're afraid to leave the "children" with a stranger - even if she is your sister. * ...When you get mad at your husband you hiss and bite his toes. * ...You get sick and make an appointment for yourself at the vet's. * ...You discuss ferret poop with another ferret fanatic and actually find this subject interesting. * ...You get mad at a co-worker and grab him with your teeth at the back of the neck and shake him. * ...You're late to work because it took so long to kiss all your ferrets good-bye. * ...You make duck soup for your husband when he gets sick and force feed him with a syringe if he refuses to eat it. * ...You can always think of a very good reason to keep or get just one more - after all, "How much trouble can one more be?" * ...You'll watch a 2-hour movie to catch a 2-second glance of another ferret. * ...You get really disgusted if the toilet seat is left up, but are not disgusted by cleaning poop from the floor and emptying litter boxes every day (sigh). * ...You're totally grossed out if you step in dog poop, but not when you step in ferret poop. * ...You realize that most of what you have written is about ferret poop. Ferrets are in fact 10% love and joy, and 90% poop.
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